Thursday, August 24, 2006

garang guniang

there was this garang guniang who was the only female and the youngest employee in her company. her office was haunted as there were strange occurrences of things moving on their own and sightings of a man/woman.

the older erm men were scared when they finally saw it one day. little did they realise that the garang girl had already seen it so many times before when she was often left alone in the office and even went on working while shooing it off with the only (but most potent) power vested in her.

no she didn't let out her shrill siren-like scream. she went '' argh. this is my work place. leave me alone. GOOOO in Jesus name!" she couldn't even finish her sentence before the poor hell-destined spirit fled for its ''life''.

so now the older men think shez very funny(euphemism for strange). coz while they're thinking abt hiring a priest to bless this place, the garang girl has offered her priestly services at no charge. that they shd just give her some bread and ribena for it all to work. but they all acknowledge that when shez around, no trouble from the 'IT'. when shez not around, things start moving on their own and casper's friends pay a visit.

so i suggest they take her advice and give her the bread and ribena and let her do her thing. yes, it might be the same girl who barged into her boss' office to hide from a cockroach but she can rid the place of ITs.

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